I hope you’ve enjoyed the last few posts of funny and clever Facebook status updates. If there’s one thing I can’t stand on Facebook reading those “typical” Facebook status messages. You know the type, “is at work till 5″ or “is having dinner with his/her girlfriend/boyfriend”. The worst are those status updates made by the chronic complainers!

If you’re like me and like to give people a laugh then you will definitly enjoy the following 5 funny Facebook status updates that are sure to amuse your friends and/or family!

• says… my mood has been up and down more times today than a hookers panties!
• says… if you ever feel a little useless or depressed just remember… you were once the fastest & most victorious little sperm out of millions!
• thinks that if your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”!
• uʍop ǝpısdn ƃuıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ sǝʞɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ snɹıʌ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ʇɐɥʇ ɥʇıʍ pǝʇɔǝɟuı uǝǝq ǝsןǝ ǝuoʎuɐ sɐɥ
• is brought to you today by next door’s unsecured wireless router

I hope you, and your friends, enjoy these funny Facebook status messages! Be sure and check back for more coming soon!!