I mentioned in my last post about funny Facebook status messages that I would post a few more periodically. I’m sorry to say but I can’t credit for the creation of these funny status messages. I’ve searched various websites seeking witty or clever status updates that my friends will get a kick out of when I came across a great free Facebook application. It’s called Status Shuffle which will pop up a random status update each time you click the shuffle button till you find one you want set on your profile, it’s very simple to use so be sure and check it out!! Well here’s the next round of my favorite funny status messages I’ve used on Facebook

“says, if you wanna know the truth about something ask a kid… or me after about 10 beers!”

“would like to announce today’s weight loss tip: Use superglue as lip gloss”

“almost had a psychic girlfriend but she dumped me before we ever met”

“wonders how skinny he would be if he had to pedal to keep the computer on.”

“says, if your ex is limping around the front yard bleeding to death what do you do?… remain calm… reload… Aim… shoot again.”